THE GRINCH THAT STOLE BREAKFAST
'Twas a hot morn in August
and all around Grenada Lake
Not a creature was stirring.
was no one awake?
Then all of a sudden
there arose a great clatter.
Sergeant Sissy Bear jumped up
to see what was the matter.
She flew to the kitchen.
Oh what could it be?
When she arrived all she
could say was "Oh, dear me!"
There was juice on the ceiling,
eggs on the floor
Oatmeal dripping from the walls,
Bacon plastered to the door.
There sat Christy and Jennifer, Tammy and Mandy,
Teresa and Marsha all in tears.
Sergeant Sissy Bear scowled and growled,
"i'll tan all your rears!"
"But we didn't do it, "
The girls cried out as one.
"This mess certainly
isn't our idea of fun. "
Who in the world could
have made this great mess ?
Was it Matt or Mark or Keith?
Buddy's my best guess.
To solve this great mystery,
the ladies sought help.
They ran to each room and
cried out with a yelp.
Up Laura and Ann, wake up Linda and Karen,
Move it Geraldine and Kay.
Come On Ellen and Jeannette,
we must be on our way.
Up jumped Kimberly and Mollie,
Selena and Casey too.
Brittany joined in saying,
"We'll help, by golly. "
Hearing the greatest racket, Grandma
stormed into the hall,
"You wake up those babies,
and I'll Thrash you one and all. "
Then suddenly who should appear?
Why Lordy, Lordy, it's Dorothy
Who thinks she's still forty!
She took up the call and
beckoned all the men,
"On Joel and Kenneth, come Skeezie and Tinker,
Gather up all the kin.
Don't forget Brad and Brian and Billy,
Get Toni, Vicki , and Valerie
Let's Not let this Grinch
make us look silly.
Bring Lance and Robert, find
Richard and Matt,
Let's search every corner
"til we find this dirty rat.
They looked high and low
to find the grinch
Who had left the breakfast
girls in such a sad pinch.
They finally grew tired and
sat down for a rest.
They couldn't figure out
Who could be this awful pest.
Then in sauntered a man
His face like a poker.
"Enjoy your breakfast folks?"
Laughed the Grinch Wayne Stoker.
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